① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ② One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. ③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. ④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. ⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. ⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. ⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. ⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). ⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好. ⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. ⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. ⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep. “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧. ⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. ⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk? 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明. ⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作. ⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地. ⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! ⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看. ⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多. |
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